Rage and Love! Andy

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Fuck

Fuck the fat lady, Its over when I sing, because I’m a worthless bastard, looking like the thing. And shitting out hate, because I don’t have love, from the people on this earth, or any stars above.

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Cowisms

Socialism: You have two cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have two cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have two cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Corporatism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
French Corporatism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporatism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
Italian Corporatism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
Swiss Corporatism: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporatism: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
Iraqi Corporatism: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...
Counter-culturalism: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these two cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalism: You have two doomed cows...
West-Country Corporatism: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
Brazilian Corporatism: You have two cows. You pay taxes for six cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Portuguese Corporatism: You have two cows. You don't do anything. You then complain about lack of cattle and blame the government.

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My school’s graduation rate is 59%

screwitwithahammer:

mayoremanuel:

Well.

I wasn’t aware of that fact.
Our school sucks though.
And 58%* of that are non-IB so I’m fucked.

Fuck school, get money, smoke DAT kush

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People who should not vote for Rick Santorum

bobfoxsky:

Women

Gay people

Jewish or Muslim people

Anyone who cares about the unemployment rate

Anyone who enjoys porn

Anyone who would like easy access to birth control

Anyone who understands that Republicans favour small, non invasive governments.

Anyone with a soul

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why did i lol

I c wat u did there

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Anonymous asked: Lol why is your profile pic fruity....looks gay as hell

lol Why is your profile pic anonymous….looks bitchy as hell:)

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camille-neon:

rageylove:

Look what I just found on SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/tygris-sour/damsel-in-distress

So yeah. This is definitely my best friend. <3

Love you Cammeh!<3 so about that duet…^.^

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